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Lizbet's avatar

When I was young I had a friend who was notorious for fry theft. We all knew she was going to do it whether she had fries of her own or not. I personally just always ordered extra fries when she was around. When we were in our early 20s, she called me in confusion because her boyfriend had asked her if she wanted an order of fries, to which she said no, and when she tried to steal his stood up in the middle of the restaurant and YELLED at her about always stealing his fries. They didn't date long after that. 😂

Rich Feldman's avatar

Yah, fry theft can definitely kill the vibe on a date -- particularly from a repeat offender. I don't want to judge, but it sounds like there were some other issues :)

Neela 🌶️'s avatar

PS I support all peer-reviewed findings from DeVry University regarding ranch dressing and moral collapse.

Have a good Tuesday Rich

Neela 🌶️'s avatar

I'm just saying that I LOVE FRENCH FRIES

Rich Feldman's avatar

But would you resort to criminal activity to get them?

Neela 🌶️'s avatar

Depends who's asking... are you wearing a wire? 😂

Robert Laine's avatar

LOL. If I hadn't just finished drinking my morning coffee, I probably would have spit it out reading this. Funny (as in strange), though. I don't remember reading about this caper.

Rich Feldman's avatar

You haven’t read about it because there was a massive cover-up afterward :)

Thanks Robert. Appreciate your kind words.

Pam Birkenfeld's avatar

I have dated several men whom I always asked before stealing their fries, which I guess, technically, immediately terminates it as a theft and is simply being forward.